George Washington started his early life as as a farmer, whose father owned a bunch of land. His father would die when he reached the age of 11, leaving him fatherless and robbing him of a good English education. He would become a surveyor at the age of fifteen, and his brother would die, allowing Washington to inherit his lands. Washington would fail to join The Royal Navy, and as such, would join the militia, where he would accidentally begin The Seven Years war.

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